I only have one boob. This is completely indicative of my personality even in utero. Like I guarantee fetus me was super-duper focused on designing my future tits. And then …
Our Lips Are Sealed
Lisa: Did you know our vaginas are atrophying as we speak? Erin: Duh. This is why I suffer from anxiety. I lie awake every night worrying about my old vagina. …
Superficial Vains
Erin: (Laying on Lisa’s table getting face lasered) “Ow. That fucking hurts. Are you about to start your period? Based on the joy you are eliciting from afflicting pain on …
Lets Get to the Bottom of It
A few days ago, I posted a picture on Facebook of me completely crashed out, facedown on my couch. I can fall asleep anytime/anywhere, including, but not limited to: parking …
Disco Party
The Text Exchange Lisa: Do you want to go to a Korean bathhouse in a really bad part of town with me tomorrow? Erin: Okay. Lisa: We have to be …