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My Mom Likes My Sister Better

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“Nice try Mom. Why don’t you just tell me that you want to see Erika naked and not me. This is seriously so messed up. Just because I keep my lady garden perfectly manicured, you think I can’t relate to a bunch of women with giant, unkept bushes. This is EXACTLY the kind of shit that drives families apart!”

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I Get By With A Little Help From My Friends

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Roller skates were first patented by Belgium inventor John Joseph Merlin in 1760.  Three hundred and fifty years later people are still fucking themselves up because of this asshole. Last …

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The Mystery Animal

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Every summer growing up, my father would load up the Ford Windstar mini-van and take my 3 siblings and me to southern California to see our grandparents.  My ultra-conservative, Christian …

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