I only have one boob. This is completely indicative of my personality even in utero. Like I guarantee fetus me was super-duper focused on designing my future tits. And then …
I Told You to Stay
I took Broccoli to the vet for a check-up. My old dog happily obliges. He loves the vet. Not because he is a hypochondriac. He loves everyone. His blood work …
Oops I Joined A Cult
My 9-year-old was at her second violin lesson last Sunday when her teacher came out and informed Mike and I that our kid was feeling dizzy. We walked over to …
Miss My Sis
It has been one week since my sister and niece moved to Ireland. Even more upsetting? They legalized weed in Colorado the day before she left. It would have been …
The World Is Ending. Yawn
I recently received an inquiry regarding my feelings on the world allegedly coming to an end later this month. Since I am always the last to know when the world …