A few nights ago, I received a text from my uncle. It was a picture of him and some cute chick in an awkward side-hug. Random. I took a picture …
Strapping On Hiking Shoes
I always knew I would grow up to marry a doctor or an oil magnate. I just never imagined I would actually love him. Oddly enough however, I freaking L-O-V-E …
Hi My Name is Erin And I Have A Problem
Mike recently staged an intervention after he discovered me cutting up antibiotics with a razor blade and snorting them off the toilet. He informed me he would no longer write …
I Am a Dickhead
Two days before Mike and I left for California to celebrate our tenth wedding anniversary, I decided to have a microderm and a “gentle” chemical peel to make my face …
The Traveling Man
It is a fair assessment to say that Mike and I are obsessed with each other. We are constantly kissing, groping and touching one another. We make each other laugh …