Earlier today I was at the zoo with my daughter when I received a phone call from my friend Vanessa: Vanessa: Hi Erin! Jeff and I are going to go …
Just Breathe (If You Can)
I have decided I need to start wearing one of those electronic 911 alerting medical bracelets like my grandma does. This would not be necessary if I had a husband …
The Legend
My friend, Whitney, has a stomach that underwent a superpower mutation following the Chernobyl disaster in 1986. The girl can eat ANYTHING and not get sick. Rancid meat, expired milk, …
I Told You So
Yippppeeee! Tomorrow is marital counseling day! I love marital counseling day. It is the day that Mike and I go sit awkwardly on a couch and discuss the things that …
May All Your Dreams Come True
All last week my in-laws were in town. That was actually not the funny part. We were sitting there having yet another awkward family dinner when my sister-in-law (who used …