As cute as it is to tell people that I wrote an entire book in my closet, I finally decided that it was time to rent an actual grown up office space.
Dear Daughters
Dear Daughters, I know you are all at ages where listening to me is utterly monotonous. I get it. Trust me, Dad has felt it for 15 long years. However, …
Have A Ball
The first time I saw a human ball was when I was 10 years old. Calm down. I wasn’t molested. I was over at my grandma’s house playing outside when …
Evil Stepmother
I was recently asked to write an article for a friend of mine’s “Mommy Monday” series on her wholesome mom/fashion savvy blog (www.whatsupbuttarcup.blogspot.com) regarding blended families. I honestly have no idea …
Deer Antlers And Tonsils
Last week my youngest daughter had her tonsils out. I was an absolute fucking wreck because she was with a world renown surgeon, in a really nice hospital and this …