I only have one boob. This is completely indicative of my personality even in utero. Like I guarantee fetus me was super-duper focused on designing my future tits. And then …
Just Called To Say Hi-ve
Because I pride myself on being a relatively decent friend, I made a courtesy phone call to my friend Margie and asked her if she would have an issue if …
What A Hoot(er)
I only have one boob. You stopped thinking about the stock market tanking for a second didn’t you? I had scoliosis and had to have metal rods put in my …