Mike recently had his first colonoscopy. Calm down. He is fine. I, the heroine of this blog, am still totally screwed up. Like I. Have. Seeeeeen. Things. People. The day …
Spell Dog Backwards
Broc- GOD!!! Nice to see you again! (Runs up to God to smell crotch) God- Broccoli! You returned right on schedule! You lived a long life on earth my friend. …
I Told You to Stay
I took Broccoli to the vet for a check-up. My old dog happily obliges. He loves the vet. Not because he is a hypochondriac. He loves everyone. His blood work …
Dysfunctional
Yesterday I sent Mike a racy text at work. He never responded. I just shrugged my shoulders and thought “Sweeeeet, now I don’t look like the bad guy since I …
Oh Lighten Up
I have not been able to update my blog for the past week due to unforeseen circumstances: I didn’t feel like it. Now, before I can get to the juice …