“I want to be just like my mom, except with fewer cats and figurines.” -Myself, 35 A few months ago, my mom purchased a pair of designer kittens. Even though …
Extra Crazy Cat Lady
It has been two weeks since my mom’s cat, Mr. Whiskerpuss, passed away. My mom was utterly devastated, sooooo I took it upon myself to find her another obscenely expensive, …
Rolling The Fat
My pregnant friend, Mer, just sent me a text of herself at the OBGYN’s office. I texted her back that she needed to go study the poster of cervixes on …
Mom On Fire
Mike put me on a budget. Wait, it gets funnier. I actually have to explain what I am spending money on not just to Mike but to an accountant whom …
Fairy Hell
A few days ago I took my kids to the park and they discovered the remains of a raccoon that had obviously been shanked by some gang member coyotes. Kids: …