Broc- GOD!!! Nice to see you again! (Runs up to God to smell crotch) God- Broccoli! You returned right on schedule! You lived a long life on earth my friend. …
Dog Almost Gone It
For those of you who do not follow me on Facebook, my precious lab passed away a little over a week ago. Right now I feel heartbroken, lost, numb, guilty, …
I Told You to Stay
I took Broccoli to the vet for a check-up. My old dog happily obliges. He loves the vet. Not because he is a hypochondriac. He loves everyone. His blood work …
Where The Dead Fern Grows
I spent the past month before I had knee surgery trying to nurse my 9 year old daughter’s chameleon, Fern, back to health. Fern became “egg bound.” Essentially, this means …
Gangsta Fish
About a year ago my mom went out and bought a Beta fish. She bought the thing an enormous glass bowl, live plants, Roman fish statues and rocks made of …